WELCOME TO UNIVERSITY AND POLYTECHNIC IN NIGERIA

welcome to the university /polytechnic
where every student looks familiar.
where you never stop meeting new friends.
where you fall in love every week.
where your heart is broken every week.
where every girl you walk with is called your
girlfriend.
where true love only lasts two weeks.
where all guys hate to greet girls with handshakes.
where every 100L student plans to buy a car in
their 300L or HND 1
welcome to the university,
where you are never punished for not doing
assignments.
where students don't "Pick" when they come late to
school.
where the lecture hall becomes a crusade center on
that announced Test day.
where students write the Test two hours after the
lecturer has left the class
and still begs the lecturer to collect it.
where every student wants a 4.0 but they don't
know where the library is.
welcome to the university,
where the lecturers are always looking for excuse
to leave the class before time.
where all the lecturers are authors.
where the lecturers give assignments that are not
on Google.
welcome to the university
where students only remember God and fellowship
few weeks to exam.
where an agric student have never been to a farm.
where a medical student faints when she sees
blood.
where political science students hates politics.
where a computer science student do not need
computers.
where all lecturers make their textbooks necessary
but not compulsory.
where every 100L science student want to transfer
to department of medicine.
Where students go to the library with extension to
charge phones and sleep
then come out and make their Friends feel they
have been jacking for 8hrs.
Where girls value their phones more than their
body. Where burn fire nights and
sug party have the same attendance as 'Come and
see'. Where SUG have been
taken over by cultist and common criminals. Where
no lady is above 25yrs.
Where 87% of students play nairabet to survive.
Where everyday is someone's
birthday. Welcome to my school where if you don't Buy your OTM 222 Or GNS 321 Textbooks na CO and the lecturers will never come to lecture once.........
Where basic students are.... Add yours pls....... Welcome pals, good pm


Happy Sundae guyz from @Nextangel