So, yesterday I took a girl out on a date and after we finish
eating, I went to pay for the food we ate, the waiter didn't
have 500 naira change to give me. I asked the girl to sit
let's wait for the waiter to go look for change, and
surprisingly she said I was embarrasing her, that I should
act like a big boy and leave the change for the waiter...
.
Is she crazy ni?
Is she madt ni?
Does she know the things 500 naira can do? I guess she
doesn't
.
Well, let me highlight few of the things 500 naira can do
incase she doesn't know...
.
500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and two fishes, if
you are lucky to have Jesus around, you will feed 5000
people... Is that the money she want me to leave?
.
Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size) = N100, 2 eggs =
N60, plastic Coke = 100. Total N410, and you say 500 naira
na small money?
.
500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums & good earpiece?
.
Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic malt N100 and
remaining 150 to play Nairabet,...and she say 500 naira na
chicken change? I swear she no well
.
Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira shey u know?
.
Do you know how many players Arsene Wenger of Arsenal
will buy with 500 Naira?
.
The most annoying thing is that its possible that this girl
has never given 500 naira offering for church o
.
See, on a serious note...you won't know the value of 500
naira, untill you borrow 500 naira credit from MTN and you
have to pay back
