1.That's how u will be Standing
Close to a TRANSFORMER and ur
village People will start
whispering "one corner,one
corner
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2. Nothing is more painful than
using the whole Saturday to
wash your boyfriend's clothes,
Only for him to break up with
you on Sunday morning.
Kill him The police will
understand
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3.
I beg o, I want an answer to this
question
*SIMILAR* and *SAME* are they
the *SAME* or *SIMILAR ?*
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4.
British English: *Knickers*.
American English: *Shorts*.
Nigerian English: *Short
Knicker*.
Can you now see why we have
problems in this country?
We are copying everybody at the
same time.
Even this post sef i copied it...
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5.I never knew recession was so
serious in Nigeria...Until I saw
two police men sharing one Gun
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6.*I thought I have seen
everything in life
until I saw a 16-yr old boy went
to a bar
and*
*drank 4 bottles of Guinness.He
got up to
leave and the barman asked him
to pay.*
*He brought out his birth
certificate and
replied;
*Not for sale to persons below
18yrs
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7.
Anytime you see a girl shaking
her buttocks while
walking, just Know she is going
to her guys place.
How did I know?? because it is
written in syrup bottles
"shake well before use"
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8.Me and One girl were insulting
each other(i dont even
remember d reason y).As i dey
insult her d girl no wan back
down she gave me d insult of
my life.She Said "You Know What
Boys are monkeys with their tail
in front " My Guys na serious
headache follow me home that
day
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9.A South African tweeted
"MY PRESIDENT IS THE WORST
PRESIDENT EVER! WHY SHOULD
THERE BE ELECTRICITY FOR 23
HOURS OUT OF 24 HOURS? HOW
CAN CITIZENS BE IN DARKNESS
FOR ONE WHOLE HOUR? I'M SO
UPSET RIGHT NOW!"
And then a Nigerian man
quoted and retweeted. "Come to
my country, you won't even
have battery to type this
nonsense"
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10.Grandfather: When I was
your age, I
used to go to the supermarket
with N1=
and bring home soap, rice, milk,
bread,
wash powder etc.*
*Grandson : nowadays it is
difficult....Th
ere are CCTV cameras
everywhere
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11.Dating so Many Girls is just a
way of Confusing the Enemy
from Attacking your main
Girl......*
*But ladies will never
Understand This Strategy"*
