My neighbour's child walked up to her
mother and stared at her hair. As her
mother was washing the plates, the little
girl innocently asked, "Mummy, why do
you have some gray hair in your hair?".
The mother paused and looked at her
daughter and said, "Every time you
disobey, I get one gray hair. If you want
me to stay pretty, you better obey."
The mother quickly returned to her task of
washing the plates. The little girl stood
there thinking. "Mummy!" She innocently
called again. "Yes?" Her Mother replied.
"Why is Grandma's hair all gray?".
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What’s the difference between a DISASTER
and a CATASTROPHE?
A DISASTER is like a ship carrying 100
corrupt politicians that sinks…
A CATASTROPHE is when you find out
that they
can all swim!!!
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A kidnapper kidnapped my neighbour's
wife and cuts her finger and sent it to her
husband demanding for money. The
husband said, ''I want more proof, send
me her head now!.
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As I was going to visit a friend, I saw my
neighbour's little child at the beginning of
the street holding two ten naira notes, and
crying. I asked him, ''Junior, what is the
matter?''. He replied, ''My mummy gave
me two ten naira notes to buy one sugar
and one loya milk and now I don't know
which note is for sugar and which note is
for loya milk.''
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I walked into an electrical store and asked
for the price of a 25 inches remote
controlled colour television. “Twenty
Naira,” the shopkeeper replied. “You must
be joking.” I exclaimed. “Look, do you
want it or not?”. The shopkeeper asked. I
paid him. On my way out with my
incredible purchase, I saw a big
refridgerator with automatic ice-maker.
“How much for that one?” I asked the
shopkeeper. “Five Naira,” He replied. I
asked full of surprise, “What is going on
here?” “Nothing is going on here,” the
shopkeeper replied. “My boss is at my
house with my wife. And what he is doing
to her, I am doing to his business.”
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