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What Is The Most Embarrasing Thing That Your Parents Have Caught You Doing? – (Read Mine Here & Tell Us Yours)

What Is The Most Embarrasing Thing That Your Parents Have Caught You Doing? – (Read Mine Here & Tell Us Yours)

By Macrex in 26 May 2017 | 10:51
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This Post is gonna be very very interesting… Lets bet Tell us themost embarrassing thing your Parents
caught you doing and what they did to you.
We all have a Past.. This might have happened while
you were growing up or when you are already grown
up.
Just Feel free to share with us by dropping your comments.
For Me (macrex) – Me na Bad boy while I was growing
up oo So am gonna share 2 of the Most Embarrassing things my mum has caught me doing.
1. I was Caught Licking The TV
When I was barely 9 years old, I was watching a
movie “Police Academy”. There is a scene at a
beach party where there are girls naked with their
bréasts showing. My mum walks in to catch me licking the TV screen
where the bare bréasts are. She just nack my head
join the TV Screen #Gbam.I almost died that day cos of the beating I received. 2. I Was Caught Watching Blue Film (Porn)
I got home from School one sunny Wednesday
afternoon and one of my Friend borrowed me Movie
but he mistakenly gave me a Blue Film CD. I slotted it
in and I was shocked by what I saw See fine fine babes with everything showing, Shebi I
suppose remove am go change? Na so Devil start to
dey play with Life. I just sit well, position myself they
watch the thing they go.
The next thing I heard was “What Is This”. My mum
caught me red handed and my John bull (D!ck) don stand gidigba. The speed wey the thing take go down
when my mama enter na only God fit know the speed.
I died that day.
What about you?
Feel free to tell us yours too by dropping your
comments. Lets have Fun!!!
26 May 2017 | 10:51
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Kissing my gf.....ws so embarrased!
26 May 2017 | 11:06
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found a con...don in my wallet even do I don't knw wats it used for oh....dem beat me senseless dat day
26 May 2017 | 11:06
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It sounds funny but as at then it wasn't funny, and I can still remember it. That day, after assisting my mum in preparing lunch, I saw the big big meat she was flying ooo,, when it was time to eat, she nw gave me small meat, the thing pain me ehh but I just kept quiet. As she just entered her room to get something, me sef enter kitchen to change the meat, after dropping my own small meat and was about taking the bigger one, the next was "kom" on my head, I didn't even know if to keep the meat back or not.. I was just staring at her as the rest of my family walked into the kitchen. Don't mind me, I don't steal oo,, I was just changing the meat
26 May 2017 | 11:47
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Hahahahaha.. I don't think i can remember any
26 May 2017 | 11:47
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lolzz...I can't remember any
26 May 2017 | 11:52
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I swear me na innocent, snice i born i neva do anytin bad,if na lie make una help me ask broda Google.
26 May 2017 | 11:56
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Lol...mine was stealin meat in d pot....i got beaten black and red
26 May 2017 | 12:22
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Macrex nd @Denciebabe 's own is really funny Mine happen 7 years ago My dad came home one Saturday evening with a big cock. He told my kid bro that he is going to slaughter the cock the next day but when the next day which was Monday came, kid bro ran away from home so that he won't be the one to slaughter the cock so decide to do the slaughtering myself, boiled water nd removed all the feathers from it body, chop the meat into smaller sizes then after that I cocked it, fried it and use it to prepare a delicious stew that day I was busy humming "black eyed peas I gotta feelin" because I thought my mum was going to give me the lap of the cock that day Time to serve the food came but my mum gave me the neck of the cock, I didn't complain o instead I was putting on a naughty smile There was light that day nd I refuse to go and sleep. My parents thought I was enjoying the movie I was watching but little did they know that I was only waiting for them to go and sleep so that I can carry out my plan Thirty minutes have passed since the whole family have gone to bed I smiled and said to myself that "time for Fahad to carry out her plan" I tiptoed to the kitchen, went to open the pot of stew, carried one lap of the chicken but as meat was about entering my mouth, my dad showed up he said "Fahad what are you doing?" and I was like "I came to lick small stew because it was so delicious" lol The kind of formatting slap my dad gave me eh After that, my dad said "I won't eat meat for the next one week"
26 May 2017 | 12:57
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Lol @victoriouschild.. Ur own funny pass You came to lick stew in the night when everyone is asleep... You don't even know how to lie
26 May 2017 | 13:04
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mine was my neighbor o, all this neighbors that like sending children message. that day I was at our house front chewing my nails as usual when uncle David called me and handed me some plates to help him wash when my eyes caught a remnant of soup with correct ingredients inside. so I took it to the back of our house so I first removed that very plate and start to lick it. what I heard was someone dragging my ear when I turn it was my mum so I decided to give her a baby face just to be pitied
26 May 2017 | 13:12
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@Ladyg biggest liar of the century @Denciebabe in the heat of the moment, any lie is better than keeping mute
26 May 2017 | 14:33
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see em,they are confessing, @denciebabe u didn't steal u exchange mine was when mum told me to go nd give my sister her food,on d way I swallow 2 spoons nd cut meat not knowing she was behind me ooh dad beat b of eat outta me shebi its swallow nd cut I did,I dinot eat it na the second was when I took 2 meats from hot pot,I was busy eating small small,when I heard mum footsteps, I rush throw d hot meat inside my mouth,d other inside my trouser,she was like what are u doing in d kitchen but I couldn't talk due to d meat burning my mouth,she notice and came closer to me,she saw my trouser red,she brought out d meat nd landed hi five on my back,I dinot know when d meat in my mouth fell off, oh mehn,I was beating like say tomorrow no dey,dad rub water for my back,off my cloths and lash my back after that he apply robb to it...oh since then have been watchful and smart in taking anything.
26 May 2017 | 15:46
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@victoriouschild u cannot cook lie well well
26 May 2017 | 15:50
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@willingyung.. You can steal ooo
26 May 2017 | 16:31
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@denciebabe is that 1 stealing
26 May 2017 | 17:13
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@Willingyung I sabi cook pass you
26 May 2017 | 17:20
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na u na,u b mama d mama @victoriouschild
26 May 2017 | 17:24
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@willingyung.. No ooo, it's not stealing It is called borrowing in her (ur mum's) absence
26 May 2017 | 17:48
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Kikikikiki am nt lying o @Victoriouschild.
26 May 2017 | 19:56
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@Ladyg you are o @Denciebabe I second you jare nd borrowing isn't bad
26 May 2017 | 20:38
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@Ladyg is like you have forgotten what you told me two months ago
27 May 2017 | 00:29
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@denciebabe I was planning to confess to her the next day after eating those meats
27 May 2017 | 02:47
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Lol @willingyung mine is even better, I was only changing meat but you were stealing sorry borrowing meat not even one,, two meats and u said u were planning to confess the next day. Issorite
27 May 2017 | 04:00
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I can't remember any
27 May 2017 | 04:07
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It happens in the middle of the night when I was doing it with one lady like that and my mum just walk in on us without our notice,chai my tin just weak straight but I like what sge said that day . . . She said if u wan do that kind things make I carry the girl go my friends spare room . . .Good mother
27 May 2017 | 04:27
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e no pass meat, my own na meat I go collect,and they locked me inside one room for 5 hrs,that was after my dad finished learning kung fu with my body,the Cain no be here o,
27 May 2017 | 04:36
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Awww @Victoriouschild i v bn a good child o, i cant remember tellin u anytin o, or ar u trying 2 remain me d one u sd u stole an egg nd wz eating wen ur mum caught u abi? Hmmm bad pikin only u one eating a whole one egg.
27 May 2017 | 04:51
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well sha.....
27 May 2017 | 05:10
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@Ladyg do you want me to expose you on how you went to steal your mum's five hundred naira mtn nd you were caught?
27 May 2017 | 05:25
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Kikikikikikikikikiki @Victoriouschild, nne u no go fit kill me with laf u ear, i b innocent o biko.
27 May 2017 | 06:05
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@Ladyg you ain't innocent we both know that
27 May 2017 | 06:34
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Okay o, my lawyer @Victoriouschild.
27 May 2017 | 06:58
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2 meats ain't much na,just only 2 t.w.o 2 @denciebabe
27 May 2017 | 09:20
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if u want to hear my own story, come meet me for my aos
27 May 2017 | 15:54
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wow very funny @victoriouschild @ladyg @danciebabe @kerrysmart @willingyung Una own worst oooooo......
28 May 2017 | 16:19
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@denciebabe ur own follow worst oooooo......
28 May 2017 | 16:21
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My own isn't funny o @Ladyg no be only lawyer
28 May 2017 | 16:32
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@macrex how kwanu.. Na only meat I go change
28 May 2017 | 16:44
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@Victoriouschild u kn say i cant argue with u naa so u won, @macrex my broda such is life o.
28 May 2017 | 20:31
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@Ladyg I won because I was telling the truth
29 May 2017 | 05:21
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@Victoriouschild yes o truth teller.
29 May 2017 | 07:40
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