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Ok, before I start, this is strictly men’s
talk, ladies stay out, feminist don’t
even come near.
Final check, hey sister, why are you
still reading this, I said men only, or
because you wear low cut you now
think like a dude yeah?
Final warning- stay off this post!
Alright, we now have just Men, before
I continue, let me hail you my fellow
men,
Umu Men Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu!
So my gist today is- Mumu Button.
What is your Mumu button? And
don’t even pretend you don’t have
one, we all have or once had that
woman or that girl that can say
something that will make you do
what you don’t want to do.
You know how when you desperately
want something from your Dad and
he says NO, then you go through
your mum, she says one or two things
to him and boom! You have what you
want yes? That was your Dad’s
Mumu button your mum just pressed
and he responded fine like the gadget
that he is.
Well for me my mumu button is when
common why I should even tell you
about my mumu button when I know
some women are still reading this.
If you know your mumu button be
sure you keep it safe in your wallet,
deep down where you keep your ATM
cards.
I quite remember how a friend once
used his pocket money for the semester
to subscribe for internet data for a
girl, he drank garri till the next
month.
The interesting thing about this
Mumu button is once it’s deactivated
you will know just like America will
know if Nigerian politician steals
money, and after you’ve realized you
say to yourself “Hell no way I am
going to let this happen again” and
she just look at you and smile ‘cause
it’s just a matter of time before you
lose your grip and start drooling
again like a baby.
The mumu button is wireless, it
doesn’t always need a contact,
distance doesn’t matter much so it
works for long distance relationship.
I once spend all night doing an
assignment for a girl that was in
another university when I haven’t even
started mine, she proved Einstein
relativity theory was just right she
remotely pressed it from far way and
distance and space couldn’t help.
No matter how tough or Rambo you
want to act there is a girl or woman
out there that can make you lose that
consciousness, even the biblical
Samson who was the then Chuck
Norris, succumbed to Delilah after she
played candy crush with his Mumu
button.
And to those still acting like James
Bond, u never jam walahi? I know
my Mumu button, do you know
yours?
