[b] Neutron [/b]
A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of sodas. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!"
[b] Prostitute [/b]
Teacher: Describe hydrogen Student: It is a prostitute element
Teacher: Who taught you that?
Student: You said it does not belong to a particular group and it reacts with almost all the elements in the periodic table.
[b] Water [/b]
Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
[b] Gin [/b]
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
[b] Atoms [/b]
Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The other says, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"
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