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What were u thing? (lolzz)

What were u thing? (lolzz)

By Dangerkelv in 5 Oct 2015 | 16:07
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When Sola was in SS3, his teacher
always yelled at him, calling him "a
waste of conception, time and space
and a sure
failure in life". One day, poor Sola's
grand mother came to school to
check out how her grandson was.
doing. The teacher told her quite
frankly that she had never seen such
a
dumb boy all her life; and advised
her to withdraw and enroll him
under an artisan, because formal
schooling for Sola would
be a total waste of time and money.
The grandmother, shocked at the
teacher's remarks, withdrew her
grandson from
the school and relocated to
Maiduguri.
**** 25 years later ****
The teacher was diagnosed with a
brain tumour. All the doctors she
met advised her to do surgery. And
only a certain doctor in the whole of
Nigeria (practicing in Maiduguri)
could perform this procedure. Left
with no alternative, the poor teacher
agreed to have the surgery
performed. Fortunately, It was
successful. When she
awoke hours after the surgery, she
saw a handsome young doctor smiling
down at her.
She was on artificial respiration from
a machine that provided her oxygen.
She wanted to thank him but could
not speak. She looked sideways and
suddenly began to express shock &
anguish, her face started
to turn pale; she frantically made
attempts to raise her hand and tell
him something but couldn't. She
struggled, she fought hard- Then
she gave up the Ghost and died. The
young doctor was shocked. He tried
to find out what went wrong.
Eventually he found out that it was
our dear Sola (now working as a
cleaner in the hospital) who had
disconnected the lady's oxygen
machine to connect his phone
charger.
Wait ooo! What were u thinking?... Don't tell me you
thought that Sola became the
doctor? lol If I hear... This is not
Nollywood.!! Sola no
know book period!!
5 Oct 2015 | 16:07
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Haaaaaaa,lolz
5 Oct 2015 | 16:14
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funny
5 Oct 2015 | 16:28
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Very funny
5 Oct 2015 | 17:47
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See this guy ooo!! U mumu us abi?
5 Oct 2015 | 18:10
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