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What Will You Do, If It Were You.

What Will You Do, If It Were You.

By emcee in 10 Nov 2015 | 03:25
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A girl calls a guy who has been trying to toast her for over a
year...
GIRL: Hello cutie.
GUY: (surprised) Hey beauty, I
didn't hope you'll ever call me.
GIRL: I'm all alone at home and I was kind of wondering if you
can come over at my place because I'm feeling very horny
right now.
GUY: OMG! I'll be right there in 5 minutes.
_
At the girl's house...
GIRL: Are you going to keep looking at me or take off your clothes and let's have sex?
GUY: Yes
_
After taking off his clothes...
GIRL: (laughing and shouts)
APRIL FOOL!
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What will u do if u were to be the
guy?
10 Nov 2015 | 03:25
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If I Am D Guy,i Wud Rape Her Nd Den Shout April Fool.Thank God Am Nt A Guy
10 Nov 2015 | 03:31
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Wore my clothe turn back to wia I came frm Simple as ABC Team say no to RAPE
10 Nov 2015 | 03:39
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What!!! I have no option that to go back, but hey, the guy must be a real April FOOL to have off his clothes just like that.....
10 Nov 2015 | 03:57
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I will laugh n shout april fool too,cos i will tell am jokin too.
10 Nov 2015 | 04:42
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Wen u are already stack naked @opinxymenumento
10 Nov 2015 | 04:48
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i will just leaave and plan hoe to take my revenge cus its nt funny at all
10 Nov 2015 | 04:51
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D guy na real fool.. Thank God i am nt a guy
10 Nov 2015 | 05:17
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Lolz.
10 Nov 2015 | 09:18
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U wanna know wad i would av done?? Itz simple... I would jex wear my clothes nd leave her forever besides i won't be that foolish to off my clothes jex like dat...
10 Nov 2015 | 09:27
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Nawaoooo as I don naked na to rush my cloth wear am bck. After this is a free world
10 Nov 2015 | 09:32
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Hmmmmmmmmmm continue wat we started nau cux april fool my foot
10 Nov 2015 | 09:50
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Nothing to do dan just ro turn back nd leave for my house
10 Nov 2015 | 10:04
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Dat gal must be crazy...
10 Nov 2015 | 10:16
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D guy na big Apri fool. Well if na me i go just turn back nd plan mine revenge
10 Nov 2015 | 11:43
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lolzzzzz...it depends
10 Nov 2015 | 12:03
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if i were the guy,i will go straight to her boobs and press it like eba and chop d boobs like chicken ... just kidding ooo .. actually i dont wish to be that guy..she took advantage of d guys feelings 4 her own fun..that's so wrong
10 Nov 2015 | 13:53
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i will fuck her till her nose bleed
10 Nov 2015 | 15:17
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Lols
11 Nov 2015 | 02:22
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Lol i wil rape u nd shout April Mugu
11 Nov 2015 | 08:36
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Lol i wil rape u nd shout April Bitch
11 Nov 2015 | 08:36
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It Seems D Gals Parents Didnt Teach Ha Neva 2 Play Wit A Man's Testicles....4 All Dose Sayin Dey Will Just Go Home, Stop Telling Lies Cos Even A Small Boi Will Beat D Hell Out Of Dat Lady
11 Nov 2015 | 09:11
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If i were to be d Guy... O boi, i will just wore my clothes got back to where i came from...but d guy is really foolish
11 Nov 2015 | 10:18
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Wear my clothes bck, go home nd Plan my own too. No big deal
11 Nov 2015 | 11:10
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Hmmmm I waz also joking o.
11 Nov 2015 | 16:34
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Bt I gat do her back
11 Nov 2015 | 16:34
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Et depends 1)If I'm in d spirit, #rape 2)If I'm n@, wear my clothes N bak 2 wre I came frm Buh ets obvious I'm qonna rape d whole april fool spirit awwta her
11 Nov 2015 | 17:38
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Hahaha i will also shout April fool
12 Nov 2015 | 01:32
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Guyz don't always tink wit dia head, dey fink wit dia ........!!!!! Tank God am not a guy
13 Nov 2015 | 05:29
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Will quietly leave wit a stern faze neva 2 see her again, d guilt of playin such xpensive prank on me will eat her up..
14 Nov 2015 | 05:44
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