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WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOU WERE TO BE THE MAN?????

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOU WERE TO BE THE MAN?????

By Horpheyemmy in 8 Aug 2016 | 20:15
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Wife: woooooooooow!!,darling I have a very big surprise for you, I can't believe this.

Husband: wow, ok pls i will call u back.I'm about to receive a contract of N30million.

Wife: Darling.it's a good news but this one is VERY URGENT.

Husband: but I'm about to....

Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY,TRUST ME.

Husband: em... pls my wife just called me for an urgent thing. Pls grant me the access to go and come back quick.

Company: Well,if u leave,I'm afraid of what might happen to d contract.

After few minute The man quickly went home...

Husband: (Seriously sweating) Honey why this urgent suprise,when i was about to receive a contract worth 30 million?

Wife: Honey,our troubles are over and God has finally answered our prayers.

Husband: R u pregnant?

Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy,if it's pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u in ur contract.

Husband: wow,so what's d suprise?

Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't believe this,u knw we have been praying over 6 month now?
God has finally answered us. That big rat that always disturb us in kitchen is finally dead, I called u to remove it,I'm afraid of touching rats.


What will u do if u were to b d man????
8 Aug 2016 | 20:15
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Chai!!! If I were to be the man, I will just chop her raw
8 Aug 2016 | 20:17
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Words cant express
8 Aug 2016 | 20:31
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[size =20pt] [color =green] [s] na action [/s] [/color] [/size]
8 Aug 2016 | 20:32
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Chai!!
8 Aug 2016 | 22:57
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I will beat her to the extent hospital will reject her
8 Aug 2016 | 22:58
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Some women sef
8 Aug 2016 | 23:27
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Wetin i go do her still dey my mind
8 Aug 2016 | 23:28
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Lol....
9 Aug 2016 | 00:26
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That woman wicked oo. Let me keep what i will do if i were him
9 Aug 2016 | 00:27
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Hmmmm..
9 Aug 2016 | 00:48
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Na die gt her 1 time
9 Aug 2016 | 00:48
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I will just walk away cuz if I talk or touch her she might die so I will just walk away from home for like two to three days
9 Aug 2016 | 01:13
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No ask me ooo
9 Aug 2016 | 01:47
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Na die b that
9 Aug 2016 | 01:48
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send her to her papa hz
9 Aug 2016 | 01:49
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While I am going to remove the rat she should go and look for a place to get 30million. Very simple or I will ................. Still loading *some*posts*missing
9 Aug 2016 | 23:25
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Hehe!
11 Aug 2016 | 02:52
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;)
11 Aug 2016 | 02:52
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hehe, d woman na 4 hand o
11 Aug 2016 | 06:27
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she no try at all
11 Aug 2016 | 06:33
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no money for food for you
11 Aug 2016 | 06:35
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