*Ways of breaking up with your lover before Valentine....*
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1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so
you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
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2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking and
you are busy breathing? It's over!
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3.I called you and you picked up immediately.
You lack patience. It’s over!!
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4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to
warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.
It's over!
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5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other.
You fried the one you were supposed to boil
and boiled the one you were supposed to fry.
You are not obedient, It’s over!
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6.I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY.
Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No
respect for in- laws, pack your bags. its over
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7. You are sweeping my house with a broom
when u know am a PDP member, its over.....pack and go and meet Buhari!!!!
