# WhenAliensMeetNigerians
Alien: we come in peace *extends hand*
Nigerian dad: Is that how you greet your
elders?
# WhenAliensMeetNigerians
Alien: is it true that you guys do answer questions with question?
Nigerian: who told you?
# WhenAliensMeetNigerians
Nigerians will confuse them with
instructions. “Oya, come and be going”
# WhenAliensMeetNigerians Alien Spaceship crashes on an express
highway* *Nigerian Hawkers rush to the
scene like "UNCLE,buy gala"
# WhenAliensMeetNigerians
Alien: We are heading back to our planet.
Nigerian Immigration: Ha! Oga Alien. Anything for the boys?
# WhenAliensMeetNigerians
Alien: Hi Nigerian Woman: Hello Alien: I
just flew in from Pluto
Nigerian Woman: welcome, wetin u buy
come for me? # whenaliensmeetNigerians
alien: I'm the last survivor of my race.
Nigerian: you are not last in Jesus name
# WhenAliensMeetNigerians
alien:where's your leader
Nigerian:*on my head* # WhenAliensMeetNigerians
Alien ship crashes somewhere in Nigeria.
People rush to the scene to go and scoop
fuel.
# WhenAliensMeetNigerians
Alien: it's gonna rain tomorrow (it rained the next day) Nigerian: Can you epp me
predict NairaBet?
# WhenAliensMeetNigerians
Aliens: We have come to abduct you
Nigerians: you no see say we dey play
game abi Alien: Take me to yo... Lastma: Oga you
no know say this na one way, park!! Alien:
but.. Lastma: I say come down!
# WhenAliensMeetNigerians
Aliens:hw com u re flying without
aircraft? Nigerian:don't nid it,in Benin we use witchcraft,everywhere Na airport
Aliens been in Nigeria for just 24 hours;
spaceship spare parts already available,
China and original.
# WhenAliensMeetNigeriansAlien: We've
come to destroy y'all Nigerian: Mteewwwww u strong reach boko
haram?
# WhenAliensMeetNigerians
first contact and the aliens want to park
"oya reverse small, cut your hand, CUT
YOUR HAND" # WhenAliensMeetNigerians
Alien: ET wanna go home.
Nigerian: If you follow this road eh, you
will see one texaco for your left, no stop
o..
# WhenAliensMeetNigeriansAlien: is it true that you guys do answer questions
with question? Nigerian: who told you?
# WhenAliensMeetNigeriansAlien: How
much for pure Oxygen? Trader:N10k
Alien: Isn't it N8k Trader: It's like you are
not ready to breathe Chinedu: Heyyy my guy. How far? Alien:
Approximately 3,658,645,394,235
kilometers from earth
Alien: We come in peace! Yoruba dad:
You're very stupid. Your parents didn't
teach you how to prostrate and greet elders abi?
# WhenAliensMeetNigerians
Patience Jonathan will open her mouth
and say 'my fellow aliens'
# WhenAliensMeetNigerians
Alien: I have come to abduct yo Yoruba woman: You can't even greet Alien: Sorry
ma
# WhenAliensMeetNigerians
Alien: Take me to your leader. Nigerian:
Because I'm your servant? It's like u're
mad. # WhenAliensMeetNigeriansAlien: why
do you people scream when they restore
power? Nigerian:Jamb question!
