1. A man caught his wife in bed with his
best
friend. Out of anger, he took his gun and
shoots
his friend. Out of fear, his wife shouted,
"FRANK! FRANK! If u continue like this, u will lose
all your
friends o!"
.
2. Peter: teacher, do honey have legs?
Teacher: No, but why do you ask? Peter: because, last night, i over heard
my dad
saying, Honey, please open your legs
wide.
.
3. SON: Mom, grandma is so annoying, I wish
she will just die.
MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will
die not
mine.
. 4. A man goes into a library and asks for
a
book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Bleep off, you won't
bring
it back." .
5. Ochuko: why are u tip toe-ing infront of
the
chemist?
Akpos: I don't want to wake the sleeping
pills .
6. Okon: why are u writting this letter so
slow?
Akpos: because the person am writting it
to,
doesn't read fast .
7. Husband buys 5 of the same color of
pants
for
his wife.
WIFE: Ah! Same color? People will think i don't change my panties.
HUSBAND Which people?
.
8. Teacher: our topic today is question
tag. Eg:
obi is a boy. Isn't he? Yes he is. Can I have other
examples.
Ochoku: we go chop yam today Chopin't
we?
Teacher: wrong, can anybody correct
him? Akpors: don't mind that block head We go
chop
yam today. Yamin't we?
Teacher fainted.
Which is your funniest?
