An Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba boy in our sunday school class were asked by the sunday school Teacher what they would change in the bible if they were given the chance.
HAUSA BOY: “Walahi, the adulteress Jesus asked to go should have been stoned fa!”.
IGBO BOY: “Nna, I can’t understand why Judas returned the money after selling Jesus. In short, he is not a good business man.”
YORUBA BOY: ”Jesus should have waited just one more day before raising Lazarus from the dead. We had already paid for the ASO-EBI. At least he should have allowed us enjoy the OWAMBE before performing his miracle.”
WHO HAD THE BEST ANSWER?
