During a robbery in Lagos, Nigeria, the bank
robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the State.
Your life belongs to you."
Everybody in the bank laid down quietly. *This is
called "Mind Changing Concept”
Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a Lady laid on the table provocatively, the
robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized!
This is a robbery and not a rape!" *This is called
"Being Professional” Focus only on what you are
trained to do!*
When the bank robbers returned home, the
younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older
robber (who has only completed Year 6 in
primary school): "Big brother, let's count how
much we got." The older robber rebutted and
said: "You are very stupid. There is so much
money it will take us a long time to count.
Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we
robbed from the bank!" *This is called
"Experience.
”Nowadays, experience is more important than
paper qualifications! *
After the robbers had left, the bank manager
told the bank supervisor to call the
police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank
for
ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we
have previously embezzled from the bank”.
*This is called "Swimming with the tide.”
Converting an unfavorable situation to your
advantage!*
The supervisor said: "It will be good if there is
a robbery every month." *This is called "Killing
Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important
than your
job*.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100
million was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted and counted and counted, but
they could only count $20 million.
The robbers were very angry and
complained: "We risked our lives and only took
$20 million.
The bank manager took $80 million with a snap
of his fingers. It looks like it is better
to be educated than to be a thief!"
*This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as
gold!*"
The bank manager was smiling and happy
because his losses in the share market are
now covered by this robbery.
*This is called "Seizing the opportunity.”
Daring to take risks!*
So who are the real robbers here?
