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Who Slapped Mr President?

Who Slapped Mr President?

By Borwerleh in 1 Jun 2016 | 06:03
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The President of Nigeria, his Deputy, Mr Akpos
and a former Miss World, Agbani Darego were
travelling in a train.
The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it
got completely dark. Suddenly there was a
kissing sound and then a slap! The train came
out of the tunnel. The deputy and Akpos were
sitting down looking perplexed. The President
was bent over holding his face, which was red
from an apparent slap. All of them remained
diplomatic and nobody said anything.
The Deputy was thinking; "These men are all
crazily after Agbani Darego. The President must
have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper
that she slapped him."
Agbani Darego was thinking: "The President must
have moved to kiss me, and kissed Akpos
instead and got slapped."
The President was thinking; "Damn it, Akpos
must have tried to kiss Agbani Darego and she
thought it was me and slapped me."
Akpos was thinking; "If this train goes through
another tunnel, I would make another kissing
sound and slap the President again."
1 Jun 2016 | 06:03
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1 Jun 2016 | 06:09
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lol can't stop laughing
1 Jun 2016 | 06:36
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funny question... akpos is the slapper while Mr. President is the receiver of the slap...
1 Jun 2016 | 06:38
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lol
1 Jun 2016 | 06:44
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bhad guy akpos
1 Jun 2016 | 06:45
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hahaha hahahaha this one got me laughing hard akpors u too much..
1 Jun 2016 | 06:48
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Slap that man again and again.
1 Jun 2016 | 06:51
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Akpos will not kill someone o... Very funny
1 Jun 2016 | 07:04
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Hahahahaha, slap him countless times jare
1 Jun 2016 | 07:06
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Akpos my mannest man
1 Jun 2016 | 07:15
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lolz, so akpors is d slapper
1 Jun 2016 | 07:23
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kukukukuku
1 Jun 2016 | 08:11
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Lolz
1 Jun 2016 | 08:17
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lol
1 Jun 2016 | 10:21
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lol....
1 Jun 2016 | 10:54
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D president really needs to be slapped. If Akpos can do dt, let him do so wtout mercy.
1 Jun 2016 | 12:17
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Hahahahaha!!! Akpos actually wants to knw wht it feels like to slap d president.
1 Jun 2016 | 12:19
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It's obvious dt Akpos is d slapper nah!
1 Jun 2016 | 12:21
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Akpos slapped mr. president
1 Jun 2016 | 14:58
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naughty guy
1 Jun 2016 | 15:37
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hahaha u got me rolling on the floor
1 Jun 2016 | 15:41
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lol
1 Jun 2016 | 15:42
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Lmao
1 Jun 2016 | 15:56
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Akpos
1 Jun 2016 | 16:11
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Really funny. ride on Akpos.
1 Jun 2016 | 16:49
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lmao
1 Jun 2016 | 17:23
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Lolxx
1 Jun 2016 | 19:04
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Akpos na bad guy
1 Jun 2016 | 19:14
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Lolx funny though a bit not clear
2 Jun 2016 | 05:03
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Lol
2 Jun 2016 | 06:04
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Ort srap for mister president
2 Jun 2016 | 06:23
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lolz
2 Jun 2016 | 06:33
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bad guy akpos
2 Jun 2016 | 11:19
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Apkors of cause
3 Jun 2016 | 16:38
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lol
13 Jul 2016 | 19:09
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