Asked for a lady's hand in marriage
and her father gave me this form to fill.
After reading the form, I told my
potential father-in-law that I need to
use the rest room which he obliged.
Immediately I got to their toilet, I just
scaled through it's window and ran
out of the compound....!
DID YOU JUST ASK WHY?
Read the form and tell me what you would have
done if you were in my
shoes !
Over to you !
APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING
GROOM FOR MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING
AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.
I ________ hereby apply to marry your
daughter Miss __________. I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Is the range of your income within a
month between N500,000 - N1,000,000? Yes/No
6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue.
Leave my house immediately and
don't look back. If all your answers
are YES,
Then continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
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2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain
how you can give respect to your father in- law
and mother in-law.
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3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I
need money to fix my hair at the saloon", what
would be your answer ?
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4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
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5. What does the term 'good husband'
mean to you?
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6. Are your parents living together?
Yes/No If No explain why?
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7. Are your parents legally married?
Yes/No. If YES for how long?
_______________.
If the time of their marriage is less than your age,
explain why you were born out of wedlock.
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8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY"
As used by women (100
words)
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9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man
to sleep outside his house.
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10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the
owner of the kids between
the father and the mother?
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Answer the following with Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you hot-
tempered? Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interview
(s)?
______________________________
2. When is the best time to interview your dad?
____________________
3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________________
4. When can I interview your church
Pastor? _________________________
5. Please attach your passport sized photograph
below which will be used
as advertisement in a popular national newspaper
to cross check if you have
other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________ Confirm your
signature:_______________
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter.
Your application will be processed within a year
and you will be acknowledged "only if you are
successful".
As you wait for my response,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If you do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your other details in case I need
to ask you more questions;
Postal Address: _______________
__________
Email: ____________________
Phone: ______________
Home: _________
Facebook:___________________
