Hi Guys Av been thinking ever since i came across this and all i could do was to ask my self 'Y'
If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT??
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Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?
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Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to DIE?
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Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved FIRST?
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In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS?
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If money doesn't grow on TREES then why do banks have BRANCHES?
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GLUE is use for sticking two more objects together but Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?
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Why do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?
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If its true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for?
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If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE why do bars have PARKING lots?
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If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go..?
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When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste, Who Tests It..?
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If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never
Damaged During A Plane Crash, Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
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Who Copy wrote The Copyright Symbol..?
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Can You Cry Under Water..?
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Why do Round Pizza come in a Square Box.?
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Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog" When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??
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OLORUN!!!! We all are Living in a seriously funny world..!!!
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.Happy New Year In Advance
