I've been minding my own business for too long but this is too much, Weird thoughts
on my whatsapp list....
1. Someone's status is
'sleeping' for 13days. He is probably dead.
2. Someone is "driving" for 5days. Probably akaenda ku Mumbai.
3. Someone' s "happy" for one month. Do they live in paradise.
4. Someone's always
'Available'. How free are
they?
5. Someone is like from day1 'Hey there.I am using WhatsApp.' I know!
Thats why you are on my list.
6. Someone updates 'Urgent calls only'. Are you in the ambulance service?.
7. Someone updates 'Cant talk. WhatsApp only'.Dude, throw
away that phone. You are not using it for its primary function.
8. Another say they are 'At the gym'. I wish to see their shape when they come out.
9. Another updates they are 'In a meeting' for
like 6months. You planning to sell Zimbabwe or what?
10. Someone else says 'Battery about to die' for 3months. Boss is your battery immortal.
11. Another lady updates 'At the movies' for the last 6weeks. Are you selling popcorn there?!
Lol..
