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WILL YOU FORGIVE HIM???

WILL YOU FORGIVE HIM???

By Fridex in 1 May 2016 | 12:42
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[b]A man's business was nosedivinq and he souqht for spiritual help. He was told that the only solution to his problem was to ask for his wife's forqiveness because he had offended her. He must ask her to request for a thinq which he must obliqe.
So when he qot home he told his wife to ask for anythinq she would like him to do for her. The woman said she wanted nothinq but he should pick his phone and start callinq all his qirlfriends and end their relationships riqht there in her presence.
The husband in a bid to fulfil his promise picked his phone and started dialinq.
Husband: Hello @chomyline, I am callinq to put an end to our relationship. Bye.
Wife: Who is Chomyline?
Husband; A lady in my office.
Wife: okay!
Husband; Hello @promzy, I want us to put an end to our relationship. I want to stick with my wife alone. Goodbye.
Wife: Who is Promzy?
Husband: A lady I met at a seminar.
Wife: Okay!
Husband; Hello @victoriouschild. Look, I am no lonqer interested in our love escapade. It must come to a halt today, bye.
Wife: Who is victoriouschild?
Husband: That tall, fair complexioned usher in our church.
Wife; Eh! Eh! Okay o.
Husband: Hello @Jenny1, Please lose my number because I am no lonqer available for illicit affairs any more. Don't bother to call me, qoodbye.
Wife: who is Jenny1?
Husband: Jenny1, omo mama oniresi down the street.
Wife; Ehn! Na wa o.
Husband: Hi @Jummybabe, I want to be faithful to my wife, so let's put an end to our relationship henceforth. Goodbye.
Wife; Which Jummybabe?
Husband: Your school dauqhter you introduced to me last year.
Wife: Mo daran!! Who aqain?
Husband; Hello @Mray, it is hiqhtime we stopped this nonsense we are doinq. It is unfair, bye.
Wife: Which Mray is that?
Husband: Your friend, mama @daintyshewa.
Wife: Yeepa! Mo ro qo. Finished?
Husband: No. Hello @pharm-vickymears, I don't want to sin anymore so let's stop our sinful union now. Bye.
Wife: don't tell me that was my cousin!
Husband: Yes, she was.
Wife: E gba mi o!!!
Husband: it has not finished o.
Wife: Okay, who aqain?
Husband: Hello @tenniebenson, I want to reject devil and his work today, so end has come to that devilish relationship between us forthwith.
Wife: My sister?
Husband: I am sorry. It was a mistake.
Wife: I don die today!! Have you finished?
Husband: Just only one person.
Wife: Okay call her.
Husband: Hello ma. Please I want us to end our unqodly affairs today before we end up in hell. So I am no lonqer interested in it aqain, bye.
Wife: You are usinq "ma" for your qirlfriend ehn? So it has come to that. By the way, who is she o?
Husband: ehm (relunctantly).......yo..u..r yo..ur mummy.
Wife: Yeeeeeeeee....(she fainted)
If you are the wife, will you forqive him?
[color =red]Please, be sincere![/color][/b]
1 May 2016 | 12:42
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where are d ladies?
1 May 2016 | 12:48
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i go slaughter am like festive goat
1 May 2016 | 12:51
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lolz
1 May 2016 | 12:51
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lol never! even if i eventually does, divorce ti take over he dey craze ni? my mother, sister, cousin even my friend. infact lemme stop assuming
1 May 2016 | 12:56
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haaahaaaa....no am serious
1 May 2016 | 12:57
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U said i fainted. Abeg, make i wake up first
1 May 2016 | 12:58
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Lol, kill am patapata
1 May 2016 | 13:01
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Hmmm..
1 May 2016 | 13:03
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Lol no do that oh D€£~k€y
1 May 2016 | 13:05
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Lolzz... Oboy! The man get mind die!!
1 May 2016 | 13:12
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He is a real cassanova wat wil u do (to err is human to forgive is divine)
1 May 2016 | 13:23
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Ansas needed pliz
1 May 2016 | 13:31
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4gv keh...na die gt him
1 May 2016 | 13:32
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He he he.....
1 May 2016 | 13:33
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I won't forgive him o
1 May 2016 | 13:34
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Only you ten mistresses including her mum
1 May 2016 | 13:36
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Forgiveness is far from heart....mad man
1 May 2016 | 16:24
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Hahahahaahahahahah dat man needs bigger deliverance
2 May 2016 | 01:34
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Even God go vex if I forgive am finish
2 May 2016 | 01:34
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Lol
2 May 2016 | 04:10
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I like the man, he was sincere to the last , even when the woman think say is finished, he was sincere enough to say no.. .....but the man sha he na sharpshooter oooo
2 May 2016 | 04:53
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never, i will not, in short i will make sure i give him an everlasting mark
2 May 2016 | 05:34
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hmmmm
2 May 2016 | 05:42
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Neva
2 May 2016 | 06:23
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lol,,it cnt be me
2 May 2016 | 06:47
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Chaiii...God go vex keh! @tenniebenson even u too, U wont 4give? See @chomyline wey carry 4given heart too no won 4give o... After this man don gather courage talk all of these things finish una still no won 4give ahm??? E no fair o, Abi una no mean wetin una talk self?
2 May 2016 | 07:19
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lol girl wey dey here dey talk say dey cant 4give abeg make i ask una hw many wives and concubines did many prominent men in d bible hv?
2 May 2016 | 07:33
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U still not wake up yet? @haryormidey, Nah hw many days u dey take faint self? Uhm...Make u no take style dodge sey u no go 4give this man o
2 May 2016 | 07:36
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Abi o @krizzy ask them for me o
2 May 2016 | 07:42
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lolzzzzz I will forgive him
2 May 2016 | 07:49
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I cut cap for u @Frankkay Nah u sure pass joor
2 May 2016 | 08:05
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Forgiveness ko... Forgiven ni
2 May 2016 | 08:08
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I knw carry water for mouth when i talk am @krizzy that era agafego
2 May 2016 | 08:14
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lol @Chomyline who told u dat d era has passed lol
2 May 2016 | 08:20
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if ah hear say i 4give am
2 May 2016 | 08:23
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@krizzy even for bible na old testament im be
2 May 2016 | 08:36
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Lol forgive Yawa?... na divorce straight........
2 May 2016 | 08:37
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@Chomyline Jesus said: "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law (the Old Testament) or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke or a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law (the Old Testament) until everything is accomplished. (Matthew 5:17-18) "
2 May 2016 | 08:39
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Lol..y not she ave to forgive him
2 May 2016 | 08:45
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@krizzy you have got me with that quote.......but i still stand on point....agwa the man the njo n'ihu chukwu mana n'ihu nmadu.
2 May 2016 | 09:12
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@Chomyline i agree with u too....sleeping with d wife's mother...smh...dat wz disgusting
2 May 2016 | 09:14
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Lolx seriouse mata
2 May 2016 | 09:41
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I"ll pretend I've forgiven him, serve him his dinner with otapiapia inside and bite off his dick while giving him a bj at night. He can to hell with no dick so he won't have the opportunity to sleep with a girl in hell.
2 May 2016 | 09:51
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gotdamn! @jassybrown lol....and to think dat i was planning to propose to u #DMM oo lol
2 May 2016 | 10:03
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@Krizzy, you can propose but no cheating.
2 May 2016 | 10:08
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@Fridex lol. I did get a gun and shoot him
2 May 2016 | 10:53
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hahahahahaha hahahaha wow dis one na senior player
2 May 2016 | 11:41
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Lol... @tenniebenson . . @chomyline, u 'll shoot him? Uhm... Odikwa very risky o. . . @Besty @jassybrown, I know sey u two don't mean it, perhaps u guys just said it out of anqer. Make una cool down first, Okay! . . Yes @krizzy, let dem know that (Matthew 5:17-18) is not in the bible for decoration... . . Abi o @gentleme, but e be like sey the man knw qet option dan to split it out as the thinq don hook im throat...
2 May 2016 | 12:43
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@fridex i na aro nro......i no fit spilt blood self bt divorce straight
2 May 2016 | 12:52
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No way
2 May 2016 | 13:11
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Beter o @chomyline but wait o, u dnt hv to divorce him, I knw u are still angry with dis cheater man but u hv to cool down first, perhaps u miqht 4give him later when ur anqer die down. Dnt allow ur anqer cloud u, Okay! Lol...
2 May 2016 | 13:33
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Everybdy is sayinq "NO" evn u too?? @Delight, Did u just said "no way"??? Why none is evn considerinq savinq her marriaqe self??
2 May 2016 | 13:40
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@fridax dat idea na for your mind
2 May 2016 | 13:58
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No oo, @chomyline, dat wasn't my idea o, I jst dey try to read ur mind. No doubt I speak ur mind, riqht?
2 May 2016 | 15:23
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Nope,you a wrong
2 May 2016 | 16:18
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Lolz
2 May 2016 | 16:47
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Forgive ke 4 wia
2 May 2016 | 19:00
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I'm nt a woman bt i'd advise d wife 2 forgive him. Reason being dat his husband az finally come back 2 him and firmly resolving 2 b faithful 2 only her. Wot more can a woman pray 4?
2 May 2016 | 19:07
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lolzzzz,,,,,,,,,,, *thou dat cnt happen to me* for d fact dah d man gathers dat much courage to tell me all dis,,,,,,,,,and he is sincere i dnt think i av any other choice dan to forgive him ,,,,,,,,,,, atleast if he doesnt tell me i wont knw dah he is seeing all dose people .so,,,,,,,all i think i av to do next after forgiving him is to start praying for him........Atleast he is still d father of my kids!
3 May 2016 | 04:06
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Nt forgiving him cnt change anytyn,,,,,,,,,,d deed as been done!
3 May 2016 | 04:20
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Hahahahaha... #LordyLord...
3 May 2016 | 09:40
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Dz z strong one
3 May 2016 | 13:55
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Forgive Him Jhoor!!
3 May 2016 | 16:40
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Who Know What You Too Are Also Doing Outside The Home
3 May 2016 | 16:41
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lol lailai o
4 May 2016 | 04:43
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Noo
4 May 2016 | 06:58
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No forgiveness 4 Him ooo
4 May 2016 | 08:32
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@kemkit I'm really impressed - ur comments is superb dear. Keep up the good heart sweetheart.
20 Jul 2018 | 20:30
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iwl
18 Aug 2018 | 02:04
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