As the wife,
WILL YOU FORGIVE?
A mans business was
nosediving and he sought for
spiritual help. He was told that
the only solution to his
problem is to ask for his wife's
forgiveness because he had
offended her, and again he
must ask her to request for a
thing and whatever her
request is, he must oblige her.
So when he got home he told
his wife to ask for a thing she
would like him to do for her.
The woman said she wanted
nothing but he should pick his
phone and start calling all his
girlfriends and end their
relationships right there in her
presence.
The husband, in a bid to fulfil
his promise picked his phone
and started dialing...........
Husband: Ifeoma, I am calling
to put an end to our
relationship. Bye.
Wife: Who is Ifeoma?
Husband; A lady in my office.
Wife: okay.
Husband; Hello Juliet, I want us
to put an end to our
relationship. I want to stick
with my wife all alone.
Goodbye.
Wife: Who is Juliet?
Husband: A lady I met at a
seminar.
Wife: Okay.
Husband; Hello Christianah.
Look, I am no longer
interested in our love
escapade. It must come to a
halt today, bye.
Wife: Who is Chritianah?
Husband: That tall, fair
complexioned usher in our
church.
Wife; Eh! Eh! Okay o.
Husband: Hello Sade. Please
delete my number because I
am no longer available for any
illicit affair. Don't bother to call
me, goodbye.
Wife: who is Sade?
Husband: Sade, omo mama
oniresi down the street.
Wife; Ehn! Na wa o.
Husband: Hi Bimbo. I want to
be faithful to my wife, so let's
put an end to our relationship
henceforth. Good bye.
Wife; Which Bimbo?
Husband: Your school
daughter you introduced to
me last year.
Wife: Mo daran!! Who again?
Husband; Hello Bola, it is
hightime we stopped this
nonsense we are doing. It is
unfair, bye.
Wife: Which Bola is that?
Husband: Your friend, mama
Tolu.
Wife: Yeepa! Mo ro go. I am
Finished?
Husband: No. Hello Yemisi, I
don't want to sin anymore so
let's stop our sinful union
now. Bye.
Wife: don't tell me that was my
cousin!
Husband: Yes, she was.
Wife: E gba mi o!!!
Husband: it has not finished o.
Wife: Okay, who again?
Husband: Hello Dara, I want to
reject devil and his work
today, so end has come to that
devilish relationship between
us forthwith.
Wife: My sister?
Husband: I am sorry. It was a
mistake.
Wife: I don die today!! Have
you finished?
Husband: Just only one person.
Wife: Okay call her.
Husband: Hello ma. Please I
want us to end our ungodly
affair today before we end up
in hell. So I am no longer
interested in it again, bye.
Wife: You are using "ma" for
your girlfriend ehn? So it has
come to that. By the way, who
is she o?
Husband:
(relunctantly)..........your
mummy.....
Wife: Yeeeeeeeee....(she
fainted)
If you are the wife, will you
forgive him?
Good evening and enjoy the
rest of the day.
