One day in the garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem" "what's the problem, Eve? "Lord, I know you've created me & have provided this beautiful garden & all of these wonderful animals, & that hilarious comedic snake, but l'm just not happy". "why is that Eve? came the reply from above' "Lord, l am lonely & l'm sick to death of apples". "Well Eve, in that case, l have a solution, l shall create a man for you" "what's a man Lord? "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tenderness, an enormous ego and an inability to empathise or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give U a hard time. But, he'll be bigger,faster & more muscular than U. He'll also need ur advise to think properly, he'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, & not altogether bad in the sack" "sounds great", says Eve with an ironically raised eyebrow. But, U can have him on one condition "what's that Lord? "You'll have to let him believe that l made him first.
