Akpos went to office and called to his
house over phone. Servant had taken
the receiver.
Akpos: Who is speaking?
Servant : Servant Sir.
Akpos: Where is the Madam? Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
Akpos: What? I am her husband came
to office today.
Servant: What can I do now sir?
Akpos: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them,
come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the
line. After some time ... there come 2
shooting sounds ... after that ...
Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do
next Sir?
Akpos: Open the back door, throw
both of them into the swimming pool Servant: There is no swimming pool in
our house Sir
Akpos: What...? No swimming pool?
Servant: Yes Sir
Akpos: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!
