A married lawyer made love with her girlfriend
inside his car one day. On getting home, his wife
saw the girl's pant in the car. She got mad and
tore it into pieces screaming : Honey Honey!!
What is this?.. The lawyer calmly replied: My
God, you have just destroyed evidence of a rape
case worth millions of Naira. She quickly fell on
her knees apologizing, Honey, pls forgive me,
God will provide another one.