....Yet To Be Accomplished

EPISODE 1 it started like this.i was in my room playing game(temple run) on my phone when my mum call me.i moved into the sitting room or parlour per say cuz we have no chair,no rug or carpet nothing! infact no television. mummy,this me.meedeh,you have been at home for over 2 years seeking admission but yet you are not admitted.can you now see the reason you have to learn work. learn work ke!ahbi this woman no knw wetin she dhey say me wey say i be big boy for my hood.e b like say this my woman dhey ....(shut up!my mind shouted at me.she is your mother for christ's sake) i just looked at her and i did something...something grievious to my own mother. chineke me!

(continuation) do you knw what i did to her...i eyed her and hissed but thank God she did not notice it but i remember an adage which says a child that eye her mother,an eagle'll unpluck his eyes. chineke mo!make any eagle come remove my eyes but all na lie.shay eagle dhey chop human eye na chick eagle dhey chop...#lolz# "back to the story" i begged her not to make me learn work bcoz of my ego but she insist.omoh,one boss go command me.for where?. well,am into it nw.i asked her the type of job she want me to learn but she said my choice my choice?did she think i want to learn work?questions for myself.i think i have to think about it.think fast ni cuz i cant be feeding a big man like you cuz most of ur mate are there with their wife.(mhe whey say i just clock 19 go get wife...this woman and her exageration). i moved back to my room...fall on the bed nd started thinkin. which job should i learn?aluminium..never?mechanic..God forbid? i was still thinking wgen a hand tap me..i receive the shock of 2015!

EPISODE 2 i just can't believe...who is she?how did she get in?who is she looking for?i was trying hard to answer those question when she moved towards me...my aunt want to chop my dick i said to myself buh she no 5n wella but i go manage am i said to mysef.she is movin closer seducin me(maybe it was my eye dat was seein double.i don't knw if she is seducin me truly)my stick don dey rise.the next thing i did was to stand up and touch her bum-bum nd alas!she slapped me. (dis aunt dhey mad...Y she slap me nah.if nt bcuz she old pass me i for beat am) wetin i do u,i asked.meedeh,i cant believe what u did.u want to rape me?.u have been walkin with this bad boys ahbi?i'll make sure i tell my sista.aunti,pls.dnt tell my mum.i wnt do that again,i promise.meedeh,but on one conditn...wat conditn ma? she moved closer to me again but i didn't do anytin nawty.i just luked at her.afterall,she'll slap me(ogbeni,dis ur aunt need u,she is just pretendin).i moved closer nd touch her she kissed me.just then sumbdy open d door.

Lol..... Your ego won't let you accept any master to be controling you? You just started... Nice one here. Next Please

(continuation of EPISODE 2) meedeh!the voice call out...i recognise the voice it was my mama's own.this aunt don put me 4 wahala nw.wetin she even find come my room? she quickly excuse herself while i was left with my angry looking mum. meedeh,what are u doing with pelumi? i...i.am trying to blow something off her eye,i stammered.do u blew the thing out,she asked.yes ma,i replied meedeh,do u think am a fool.u are having sex with her ahbi?no ma! if u dare say any word i'll slap u,u are having sex with my own sister.well,i can blame u.if u dare impregnant any girl,dnt ever think u have a mother,she said.(wetin sef...shay she no knw say i be big boy.afterall,she gave birth to me when she was 18.i wonder if she too isn't a playgirl to have get pregnant at that age) i promise,i wnt try it again.she didn't reply as she walk out of my room leavin me shedin crocodile tears. i didn't knw wat to do again as i logged in into my whatsapp account nd what the mssg i receive from my aunt made me speechless. WATCH OUT!

EPISODE 3 "love ya".she don dhey mad.she be 24 while am 19.dis aunti no dhey shame. i cnt think...i was empty-headed yet my head seem like a trailer on my head...heavy,it is. i want to reply but i have nothing in my head to type. i was reviewing what happened an hour ago when my phone rang...oh,my sweetie.we talked for almost an hour.what seem like a minute in my eye cuz i just want to get over my thinking. what on earth'll make me fall into her trap?i tried to think but i cant so i switch unto the job stuff.which job'll pay me nd save my ego for me? computer nd printing!yeah,i can learn both together they are similar. i adjusted myself nd walked out of room to explain my idea to mother afterall she'll bear with me. i walked with my leg heavier than before am sure if my leg was weigh it will be measure 65kg on it's own. i moved to her door nd recite sum incantations before i enter.i tried to peep at the keyhole to ensure that she is nt aware of me but what i saw make me marvel. all i could say was JESUS

Wat is dat nw

ummm, getting interesting

Hmmmmmmmm

Well done guy... Watin you see? I hope is not what am thinking?

lol...lng tym fellaz, omo bro ur story baad, sharp nd bloody, buh iz a secret o......thumbs up 2 yah

EPISODE 4 All i was saying was JESUS!i was rapping with the name.i thought so.she never had the urge to have sex...i knew the reason she divorce my father was the stick under my father...maybe my father dick is not big enough. can my mother be doing this? NO!maybe this not her...she is the one.i tried to keep watching her but i can't.i was enjoying the view but i felt pain. i want to open the door so that she won't have words over me...atleast both of us'll be guilty. i gently open the door but to my utmost surprise...my eyes are deceiving me.i thought she was masturbating but here she is here having sex with her own sister...this taboo! i quickly leave the room nd jam the door to make them aware that somebody is aware of their deed. i moved into my room,picked my phone nd sent my aunt a mssg... "YOU ARE A BITCH" nw my ego is still there cause my mother'll never dare talk to me anyhow again...anything i want i get.anything i say...shall be done am now the man of the house WILL OUR LIFE BE THE SAME AGAIN?

I deh wonder why you go bang that door, taboo or no taboo, body no be fire wood.......... You for settle with your sister if you deh fear say nah taboo other chance go be!!!!

Ar u asking me?

EPISODE 5 Oh,it's morning..i slept off.i did some prayers,ask of forgiveness nd ask God to give me some beautiful ladies(coz our brother in the lord #broda khola don let us knw say body no be stone) I had my bath with hot water cuz winter dhey(wetin be winter 4 naija,harmattan dhey jhawe).i brush my teeth to attract some girls(cuz some girls love white teeth).put on one of my clothes with blue jean.it remain one thing i have not done.what is it oooo?i never chop.omoh,hw i go meet my mama say the worm for my stomach dhey fight wresting,that one go hard small. I bounce into my mum's room...i was shocked! who come thief my mama thing...her luggages are no more there.wetin com apen?i rushed to meet my aunt but she too is nowhere to be found.this should not be what am thinking ooo.ahbi kidnapper don kidnap them.shay kidnapper dhey kidnap clothes too? see me see jamb question.i made my way baCk to my mum's room to take some money atleast i go eat.i was busy checkin her room when i saw a note. WHAT...!

@mjd na monday i started the story.pls bear with me.

Lol..... Your mama don run commot from home, thats why I con say you should have approach them and satisfy your sister, wetin una go do now? abi nah dream?

O boy ur mama don run leave u o, she fittin't stand d shame so u go fend for ur sef. Buh.................... If na dream make u wake up now now, cos this dream don dey too much for u o.

God, ur mum is a lesbian, 2 bad

Sorry oooo, your mama and your sister don leave so to fend for yourself and also to start your adventure in full

EPISODE 6 "am sorry 4 my deed...am sorry,son.rememba i told yhu to learn work.make sure you learn it cuz surely it'll be useful for you.i love you more than you think...BYE" big boyz dnt cry but dis tym around i cry.the tears that dropped from my eye can full a 25 litres bucket. well,am free! omoh,this should be a dream ooo but no it's reality.i just av to move on. what next nw...i moved outside.lock the door.i didn't knw where i was headin to but i kept on goin...as i was movin,i was thinkin. Yeah...Jackpot!my phone!lemme see if anybody'll be interested. i bounced into the market,i made my way to one kiosk where fones are sold. who dey here,i said.nah mhe,a igbo guy answered.igbo sha.dey are always the one(shay u understand).i want to sell my fone,i said amidst laughter.ha,omo!me wey say na cry i dey cry 4 insyd me.he collected the fone from my hand,and looked at it. wetin apen...na M7,i said again smiling. he uttered the amount he want to buy it. HEN...d phone i buy 24,000. guess how much he said!

he don cut the 2 out of 24,000 and use the 2 to divide the remaining(4,000/2 making 2,000)..... Come to think of it, from all what you have use to describe how you are living, where would you get 24,000 to buy a phone(not for something good)?

@khola shay my mother no dhey give me money?na owo-ajo i use buy am...#lobatan#

@Meedeh Lol........ @Bola I'm always gentle, the thing go be like hot-seat, I would do just "walk away"

J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ watching!!!!!!

Lol....dey phone and the money u snatched are all qone...........bt life goes on bro......

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No worry...... Them don teach you ways. The thing weh them say "No one owns the thing weh person thief until it get to the last owner" nah ihn deh work and "thief carry, thief take", both nah robber..... You sef steal/snatch that money from igbo guy, and yoruba guys take ah, both nah Nigerian...... Take Heart.

Your mother or aunt?

So khola na u steal bola bra? O boy! u don fall my leg o!.. Anitcham must hear this.. Buh bola wetin make am steal ur bra if u no give am permit.....

hahahahahahah. Lol.......... Stephanie, make una help me ask her say, no be her come take something for mah room, thats how ah help her keep her bra(like how Ladi help Abigail & Angela keep their panties)....... Nah everyday she deh come collect ahm and return ahm back at night, nah now she con say ah steal ahm.. steal or keep?

Never mind Ȋ̝̊̅§ ΰя aunty....

So guy[writer] na dat d urchins hav stolen ur phone,wetin u go dey use dey update d story now?

Ok oo,if u say so

Who be dat oo

@meedeh i gat fone wey i wan sell oo che u go buy? nd na wu u meet for ur dormot

@Meedeh Ah go borrow you my mah phone if only you can rent it with $350........ Long time.... Welcome back....

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