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You can't beat an Ibo Man

You can't beat an Ibo Man

By Itzprince in 9 Jul 2018 | 18:49
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...An Igbo doctor can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a signpost outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
ibo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Ibo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k".

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money....
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
ibo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
ibo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k".

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
ibo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k".
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k".
Ibo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k"

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9 Jul 2018 | 18:49
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Hahahahaha...
9 Jul 2018 | 19:30
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we hear you... go Lagos ehn
9 Jul 2018 | 19:30
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seen hehe
10 Jul 2018 | 05:09
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Lolz
10 Jul 2018 | 05:45
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lol
10 Jul 2018 | 06:33
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Chaii..... see ad diz 1 dy insult my pple
10 Jul 2018 | 08:48
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Funny
10 Jul 2018 | 16:04
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lol true talk
10 Jul 2018 | 17:40
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Lol
10 Jul 2018 | 19:12
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lolzz
11 Jul 2018 | 03:16
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No be only ibo man wise now o
11 Jul 2018 | 16:13
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Funny
23 Jul 2018 | 09:22
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